What the hell is a Tebbit? What does it look like? Does it really fill a whole house? Why does the poor creature want to be loved? At last the truth is revealed in this book, the heart-rendering story of an outsized crossbreed – half terrier, half rabbit – who falls under the evil influence of a carnivorous vixen, but who eventually triumphs over extremism and brings the sane voice of moderation back to the golf courses of North London.